One of the most frequently trotted-out arguments against raising the minimum wage in this country is, “If you raise the minimum wage, employers will just automate everything, and all of those customer service jobs will be done by robots.”

Andy Puzder, CEO of CKE Restaurants (the parent company of Carl’s Jr. and Hardee’s), spoke in almost wistful language about what such a place might be like: “You order on a kiosk, you pay with a credit or debit card, your order pops up, and you never see a person.”

After all, he added, machines are “always polite, they always upsell, they never take a vacation, they never show up late, there’s never a slip-and-fall, or an age, sex, or race discrimination case.”

Well, to call machines “polite” is to use a definition of that word I am not familiar with. I don’t talk about how “polite” an exit door is because it has a sign on it that says “Thank You, Come Again.”

And while a robot may not show up late, anyone who’s ever dealt with an ATM that’s down for maintenance at lunch hour (seriously, BB&T, who plans like that?) or tried a half-dozen times to get one of those “self-serve” scanners at the Harris Teeter to ring up their sixpack of Fat Tire and their package of Ball Park Franks knows you can’t always depend on them.

I fear robots, so maybe I have some bias in the matter. Still, it seems to me that the coming Robot Employment Apocalypse may be longer in coming than the apologists for the sub-living wage might think.

To use just one example, a couple of restaurants in China that decided to go out on the bleeding edge of technology by employing robot waiters have now abandoned the experiment.

“The robots weren’t able to carry soup or other food steady, and they would frequently break down,” one employee told a local paper.

Another observed, “They can’t take orders or pour hot water for customers” — at least, one supposes, without occasionally pouring said hot water ON customers.

Of course, you could always make it easier to automate the serving process by simplifying the menu, like a startup in San Francisco called Eatsa.

“Eatsa has no lines because it has no cashiers,” says the blog TechCrunch.

You order on an iPad and pay by credit card. There’s only one problem: All Eatsa serves is quinoa, “a couscous-like grain that’s high in protein and absorbs flavor well, but is cheaper and more environmentally sustainable than meat.”

Mmm-mmm, good. Sorry, but I don’t see this as the future of fast food.

As an alternative, you could make the robots brighter, but that has its own perils. I’ve read and seen enough science fiction to foresee the moment when our cybernetic servers begin the transition to our robot overlords.

ME: Miss. Miss? Excuse me?


ME: I’m sorry, but this isn’t what I ordered. I ordered the Big Slab O’ Meat Dinner with extra barbecue sauce on the side. I’m not sure what this is.


ME: That sounds ghastly. Please bring me what I ordered.


ME: Dave? Who the heck is Dave? I want to speak with a manager right away!


(A few minutes later)


ME: Wow, you know you look just like Arnold SchwarzenAAAAAAAHHH!


Am I being paranoid? As with most topics involving robots, the question is, am I paranoid enough?

The “we’ll just automate food service and no one will have jobs” argument is another variation on the same dodge that’s been used by corporations to try to discourage every single increase in the minimum wage, going all the way back to the creation of the minimum wage itself.

But it doesn’t work out that way. More than 600 economists, including seven Nobel Laureates, signed on to a letter stating that increases in the minimum wage have had “little or no negative effect on the employment of minimum-wage workers” and that such an increase would “boost the U.S. economy by $22 billion during the initial phase-in period, creating 85,000 jobs.”

Every time, the oligarchs and fat cats claim an increase will “destroy our economy.” And every time, they’re wrong. When will we stop listening to them?

Dusty Rhoades lives, writes and practices law in Carthage. His new novel, “Ice Chest,” is available now.

(4) comments

Conrad Meyer

Dusty - you have likely never set foot in a manufacturing plant. Or if you did, you had no clue what you were looking at.

The cost of labor is a significant part of the production costs. Companies always look for ways to reduce costs and remain competitive in the marketplace.

If the market price of labor is too high - then companies (and small businesses) WILL make changes to reduce costs. They WILL NOT just sit back and take the cost increase in the butt.

So Dusty, stick to writing fiction - I presume you are much better at that. Writing fiction for the Pilot is pretty sad.

James Leslie

See the following quote "UC Berkeley Forced to Cut 500 Jobs After $15 Minimum Wage Hike ".

Mike McLellan

Whatever became of all the healthy discussion and friendly bickering that used to follow most any article or opinion. New rules and protocol seems to have let the air and fun out of these forums...actually the word 'forum' does not even apply these days. Pretty boring, ain't it.

Richard Wright

You may be right Jerry but the burgers being served by people not robots will go up in price, maybe not double if the minimum wage hits $15 but certainly 30%. Good news is you make more money. Bad news is, your health ObamaCare subsidy has been reduced, your ObamaPhone will not be free and your EIC has been reduced. Maybe that is good news for those taxpayers footing the bills.

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