Here's an idea I can't resist sharing: If John Edwards likes fathering children so much, why not hire a plane, fly to Haiti and fill it with orphans. While he's gone the reno guys could convert the full-size indoor gym in his Chapel Hill castle to a dormitory. Then he could support them through college and grad school. I know. I know. The logistics are problematic. But if money can buy silence, loyalty, fab hair cuts and absolution why not safe passage out of that hell? Good night, John-Boy. Sleep on it, willya?

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