The Bag Monster thanks The Pilot for allowing him to attack the front page on April 22. I would also like to clarify that my plastic bag skin represents the 500 bags a year an American accumulates from patronizing grocery stores and shopping centers.

People ask me, "Where did you come from?" I was spawned under a kitchen sink, and because of my plastic bag skin I will live like a diamond -- forever.

I attacked Southern Pines Springfest this weekend at Green Goods on Broad Street. If you would like to track my progress and find out more about the Bag Monster movement, visit http://bagmonster.blogspot.com

David T. DeRemer

The Bag Monster

Southern Pines