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Nah, you're Dick Cheney in bellbottoms, running your own little Hippie Halliburton. At least Cheney was honest with himself--you can't even admit to yourself that you are a profit-driven capitalist that preys on others misfortunes for personal gain. Keep this up and they'll be holding occupy rallies outside one of the properties you slumlord over.
Thanks, will do my best. Busy trying to defend my meager assets from greedy venture capitalists like Bainchild7.
You may be unwilling or incapable of seeing it, but you you are Bain. You invested in distressed investments and turned them into profitable ventures. In fact, I think I will now call you Bainchild7. Yes, that has a nice ring to it.
Just be glad you aren't Romney, or Obama would accuse you of killing the previoius owner so you could speed the foreclosure.
Moonie, you are basically a less successful version of Bain Capital. Welcome to the GOP!
DS, here is how you come across to the average reader:
Governor Romney has skirted the issues when it comes to health care. Speaking of skirts, what gives with that ugly little blue number Anne Romney wore the other day? I guess it made some sense because tonight is a blue moon. Blue Moon was a great song. The Cowboy Junkies did a great cover of that song. What a funny name for a band. There probably aren’t many cowboys who are junkies, but then again, maybe there are. I wonder what drug cowboys would be most likely to use. Probably meth—cocaine seems far too cosmopolitan. I had a cosmopolitan the other night—that is vodka, cranberry, and some triple sec. That last one is funny because it is almost like you were going to say “sex,” but changed your mind at the last minute, and stopped at “sec.” You should be able to stop at the last minute if you want to. After all, no means no. Although probably not in the Romney household—he did end up having all those kids. Why is he so opposed to reproductive rights—I mean, seriously—isn’t 3 kids enough? Although that show with Dick Van Patten claimed that 8 was enough. But Dick is short for Richard—as in Richard Nixon. Coincidence? I think not! In conclusion, cowboys do meth, no means no, and Romney’s war on women is directed by Richard Nixon’s ghost and reruns of a 1970s ABC sitcom.
If any of that sounds nutty to you, it was just a test, and you all failed. So did I.
Now, where is that cat?
Your ramblings appear to be indicitave of some type of degenerative mental condition. Do you have family nearby who can take your cat out of the fridge and your wet clothes out of the oven?
Your life story is as inspring as a bean burrito.
Romney rich, spends his money=bad.
Obama rich, spends my money=good.
Not surprisingly, Mr. Heim has some pretty strong opinions of a film he has not yet seen...
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